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Hey hunnie have you gained some weight in your rearend
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That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
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And whered you get those shoes I think theyre pretty lame
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Would you stop talking cause Im trying to watch the game
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If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
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These are the things you dont say to your wife
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I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
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I didnt ask you but I knew itd be ok
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Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
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I taped it over our old wedding video
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If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
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These are the things you dont say to your wife
Solo
Ok
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Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
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The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
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Your eyes look puffy dear are you feeling ill
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Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
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If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life
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These are the things you dont say to your wife
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If youre a man who doesnt want to get killed with a knife
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These are the things you dont say to your wife.
Outro
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